Smh

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

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dreamingofbabylon:

followthebluebell:

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

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lvnnsi:

08/31/18 // helios & selene

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just-shower-thoughts:

Biscuits and gravy is just one form of flour and milk poured onto another form of flour and milk.

fuckyeah2000s:

thecarlosramos:

fuckyeah2000s:

does anyone else remember waking up jaded af in a haze at 2am and turning on the tv only to find that dave the barbarian was running back to back on disney channel

I drew Dave. Does anybody remember him??

not even 20 notes in and the character designer for dave the barbarian reblogged.

Amazing.

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just-shower-thoughts:

You never realize how long you’ve been browsing posts on here until the app crashes while you were looking at an interesting post and now you are fast scrolling down trying to find it.

awhiffofcavendish:

“EMPLOYEE 197, CUBICLE 4, CARTER J., YOU HAVE BEEN IDLE AT YOUR WORKATATION FOR 37.5 SECONDS” *shunk* “PLEASE RESUME PRODUCTIVITY”

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guy:

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surprisebitch:

oliveoilbby:

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

omg wholesome

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